Lebowski ipsum and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who… who loved bowling. Dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit praesent ac magna justo pellentesque ac lectus. Yeah. Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound Tour. Quis elit blandit fringilla a ut turpis praesent. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'. Felis ligula, malesuada suscipit malesuada non, ultrices non urna sed orci ipsum, placerat id.
These men are nihilists, Donny, nothing to be afraid of. Condimentum rutrum, rhoncus ac lorem aliquam placerat posuere neque. People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. At dignissim magna ullamcorper in aliquam sagittis massa ac tortor ultrices. Faucibus curabitur eu mi sapien, ut ultricies. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing. Ipsum morbi eget risus nulla nullam vel nisi enim, vel auctor.
You know, the usual. Bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Ante morbi id urna vel felis lacinia placerat vestibulum turpis nulla, viverra. Goodnight, sweet prince. Nec volutpat ac, ornare id lectus cras. I know my rights. Pharetra faucibus tristique nullam non accumsan justo nulla facilisi. Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house. Integer interdum elementum nulla, nec eleifend nisl euismod ac. Near the In-and-Out Burger. Maecenas vitae eros velit, eu suscipit erat integer purus.
Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties —just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man—I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?—but sometimes there's a man. Lacus, pretium vel venenatis eu, volutpat non erat donec a metus ac eros dictum. That had not occurred to us, Dude. Aliquet nulla consectetur egestas placerat maecenas pulvinar nisl et nisl.
Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Rhoncus at volutpat felis. One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you. Blandit in libero turpis, laoreet et molestie sed, volutpat. Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred. Et erat nulla ut.